Oh, don't mind me. Just dressing up the blog a bit.
So maybe on Fridays I'll post things I plan on doing to my baby that might embarrass that baby once it's older?
CHECK THESE OUT
NOW FOR MY FAVORITE ONE:
Now, to all you naysayers and concerned family members out there (and Jordan, if you ever decide to read this): I know my baby is not a toy. I'm only going to dress my baby in costumes/create internet memes based on my baby when it's adorable or really really hilarious. Like the shark baby at the beach. Look how happy that shark baby is.
Everyone can rest easy.